So I was noodling around online and for some reason I started wondering what it would be like if the episode titles of BBC Sherlock were scrambled and well this is the result.
A Study in Scandal The Pink Banker The Empty Game A Scandal in Baskerville The Hounds of Three The Reichenbach Hearse The Empty Vow The Sign of Thatchers His Abominable Vow The Blind Bride The Six Hounds The Lying Banker The Final Detective
Here’s what… This is a prompt list if I ever saw one!!
I should redo this without repeating any words…guess what I’ll be obsessing over the next few days, lol!
Oh, and if anyone DOES want to use these titles as prompts, feel free!
Without repeating any words sounded like too good a challenge to pass up, hope you don’t mind. I’ve used every word in all the titles once, except for one stubborn ‘A’.
The Sign Of A Blind Detective His Lying Bride Thatcher’s Hearse Problem The Baskervilles In Belgravia The Abominable Vow The Last Hound The Reichenbach Three The Empty Study The Banker In Pink The Final Scandal The Great Six The Fall of The Game
breaking news: harry potter has quit his job as an auror!
stating that ‘i have no idea why i thought that was a good idea, holy shit’, potter has since relocated to diagon alley and reopened florean fortescue’s ice cream parlour. in a comment, potter said ‘yeah. yeah, this seems more like it’ and added ‘i mean, he gave me ice cream that one time. loved that guy.’
All Pottermore stories and other HP related extra-canon are hereby replaced with this text post
Forget music, what I actually need for working out is a recording of Cate Blanchett just saying various encouraging things.
legwork!Mycroft coming home from missions sore and still healing and then Sherlock barges into his place like the little whirlwind he is, and Mycroft says things like pls pass me my cane umbrella, and sherlock is just like GOD MYCROFT YOU ARE SO LAZY no wonder all you do is sit behind a desk and have anthea get you cake fatty
His eyes, which were of a peculiarly light, watery gray, seemed to
always retain that far-away, introspective look which I had only observed in
Sherlock’s when he was exerting his full powers.
Spock, the first officer whose advice was always effectual, possessed a strength of understanding, and coolness of judgement, which qualified him to be the counselor of the ship’s captain, and enabled him frequently to counteract, to the advantage of them all, that eagerness of mind in Captain Kirk which must generally have lead to imprudence. Spock had an excellent heart, positioned somewhere near his kidneys; his feelings were strong, but he knew how to govern them: it was a knowledge which his captain had yet to learn, and which one of his fellow crew members had resolved never to learn.
Dr. Leonard McCoy’s abilities were, in many respects, equal to Spock’s. He was sensible and clever; but eager in every thing; his sorrows, his joys, could have no moderation. He was generous, amiably cynical, interesting: he was everything but logical.
problematicjustbecause 