Super angsty, Mollcroftiarty (??? I’m just going with it) TFP where Mycroft’s already having a pretty awful day when he finds out that not only did Jim plot his death with his sister but that Molly was still in love with his brother.
But, because that’s awful…
Alternate, 110% Fluffy Crack, Mollcroftiarty TFP where they still call Molly and she’s still making tea. But she’s making tea with Jim in Myctoft’s kitchen. Sherlock, Eurus, and John are all frozen by the shock and confusion which only increases as Mycroft takes the call, talks for a couple of minutes about when he’ll get home, what they’re having for dinner, “Tell Jim you prefer Earl Grey to English Breakfast,” and then, when he starts to end the call with the excuse of a meeting, their sing-songed “love you”s. He turns back around to address Eurus, “That counts, doesn’t it, Sister Mine?”.

