marauders70s:

Honestly during the battle of Hogwarts I feel immensely cheated at not having more Peeves v. Voldemort time because Peeves can’t die and is a complete asshole and I just really want that interaction in my soul of how furious Voldemort would be with Peeves for just existing. Voldemort can’t banish or kill Peeves so he would be trying to direct his Death Eater troops with Peeves floating three feet to the left repeating everything Voldemort says in a mocking high-pitched voice.

I like to believe that Mycroft doesn’t really have much of a moral compass and then in an AU Jim gets to him before the government and of course ~they~ were already watching and when it happens everybody’s freaking out and somebody gets fired because “God, Jill. You’re the one who said we could wait till next month to pull him in and now look. He’s a crime lord.”