oh my god
- who’s the werewolf and who’s the hunter
conspiracy theorist!anderson trying to convince people Mr. British Government is a werewolf lmao the nonsense escalates until anderson stakes out in the woods or something and then they have sex in the dirt idk
- who’s the mermaid and who’s the fisherman
i can’t do these without laughing umm ok what if Mycroft is this biologist on a boat and they’re chasing this giant squid and end up catching Anderson and they bring him back into a lab but during the transporting of Andermermaid they lose him and then Anderson, in his infinite wisdom, is kind of like. hey you know that guy on the boat I saw when they lifted me out in a net was pretty hot I think I’m gonna hit him up – and gets himself changed into a person with legs and signs up as an intern for Mycroft’s lab (and the whole time Mycroft is like ??? this guy looks weirdly like the guy we fished out a net)
- who’s the witch and who’s the familiar
catderson
- who’s the barista and who’s the coffee addict
Anderson has memorized Mycroft’s order (black coffee with 3 shots of espresso) and looks forward to him coming in every morning
- who’s the professor and who’s the TA
TA MYCROFT IS A SMART ASS. Dr. Anderson is into it
- who’s the knight and who’s the prince(ss)
Mycroft saves Anderson and is like “NO I did this for the good of our border relations I Do Not Want To Marry You”
- who’s the teacher and who’s the single parent
Mycroft with Kid!Sherlock???? Kid!Sherlock terrorizing Mr. Anderson??? this one is actually cute holy hell
- who’s the writer and who’s the editor
Mycroft’s mean notes make Anderson cry
MYCROFT’S MEAN NOTES MAKE ANDERSON CRY
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