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joolaweed:

something we agreed we like about uncle vernon is that despite like, personally suffering at the hands of wizards pretty significantly (dudley’s tail, marge), vernon is like, always ready to mess with wizards? like he is SO SCARED of them but he’s always ready to fight? please take this moment to imagine uncle vernon meeting voldemort

*scoffs* ‘“Dark Lord” huh??? that just sounds to me like another way of saying you don’t have a REAL JOB.’

If Harry Hart and Harry potter were both trying to woo Mycroft who would win?

Oh my god that would be such a mess.

I feel like Harry P. would be more outwardly passionate about it but with Harry H. it’d be more like an actual courtship. Like, what’s Mycroft looking for more?

Also, how does this come about? Is Mycroft sent from the Ministry to do Kingsman training? At the same time as Harry Hart? And since they’re no longer tied up in the mess of “supervisors” Harry P. and Mycroft are officially dating, but that means Harry P. comes to visit Mycroft and realizes that Harry H. is hardcore hitting on him and Mycroft’s oblivious because why not, he seems like the type, so it’s just this whole quiet thing. Harry P. knows he could just blow this guy to pieces, but then again, the Statue of Secrecy and none of Harry P.’s threats make any sense to Harry H. and he’s trying to subtly convince Mycroft that his boyfriend’s insane.