Tag: Marvel
Loki: Ah, Peter Tonyson, I am Loki of Asgard-
Peter: uh… Mr. Loki, that’s not my last name.
Loki: Oh, my apologies, Peter Steveson.
Peter: No.
Loki: Bruceson?
Peter: No.
Loki: Pepperson?
Peter: No.
Loki: Stephenson?
Peter: Mr. Loki, it’s-
Loki: (gasp) Lokison?!
Peter: What, no-!
Listen,
Marvel are being too secretive about infinity war. The trailer is all fake, none of that shit happens, and the movie is just two and a half hours of weird uncle Bucky being taught memes by shuri and peter, and t’challa and tony pop in occasionally to make sure they’re alive and bring snacks
government agent, literally punching me in the face: say it
me: never
agent: say it! “tony stark is not a hero”
spitting blood onto his face: fuck you
me, no matter what happens at the end of infinity war: wow i can’t believe tony and his beloved friends and family are a okay and living happily ever after
problematicjustbecause 