Greg (thinking): You know, I swear that Mycroft can read minds sometimes.
Mycroft: I assure you, Gregory, that I am not a mind-reader.
Greg: …
Mycroft: Oh, you’re right. Not making a very good case for myself here.
Mycroft: ……damn

ily: i love you

ilysm: i love you so much

dlmoisttlotjidnftdsaydihbpjfastmne: Don’t lecture me, Obi-Wan. I see through the lies of the Jedi. I do not fear the dark side as you do. I have brought peace, justice, freedom, and security to my new Empire.

Me Reading/Watching a Plot Twist

Me: *reading book/ watching show peacefully*

Suddenly a wild plot twist appears.

Me: …

Then

*house blows up*

*school blows up*

*refrigerator blows up*

*country blows up*

*humans blow up*

*drink blows up*

*volcano blows up*

*world blows up*

*trump blows up*

*universe blows up*

Me: wHaT!