I love me some rather pissed & frustrated Iceman from time to time :D
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– Jim and Molly don’t actually break up and Moriarty also chooses the route of MH&MH Fake-Suicide Services. After their first meeting Molly comes home and just sort of slowly meets Jim’s eyes and says, “I think I may have a crush on him,” but Jim’s rather unexpected response is a, “Oh, thank God. Me too,”
OMG, read the comments! I’m laughing so hard I’m crying! You guys, tobycroft is my new ship!!!
Omg tobycroft theres a name for it
*singsong* FuUuuuUucCKk
If Mycroft was a teacher he could definetly not be a political science teacher. With the combination of OCD and “Actually is the British government,” I just see him rewriting everyone’s papers.
Browsing the Mystrade tag on AO3? Want to make your reading experience EVEN BETTER?
I HEREBY DECLARE – THE MYSTRADE DRINKING GAME
so set up your
cheapestfavorite booze, and drink when:
- ‘Mycroft’ and ‘posh’ are mentioned in the same paragraph
- Greg’s accent is mentioned
- Mycroft is suddenly ginger
- Greg’s fabulous hair is featured as his best trait (EXTRA SHOT IF HE’S REFERENCED AS ‘A SILVER FOX’)
- They talk about Sherlock
- They try not to mention Sherlock in their conversation (IT’S A DATE AFTER ALL)
- Greg’s divorced (EXTRA SHOT IF SHE CHEATED ON HIM AND DOUBLE THAT IF HE DIDN’T UNPACK ALL OF HIS BOXES YET)
- Sherlock is still a drug addict (EXTRA SHOT IF THEY MEET BECAUSE OF IT)
- Greg and John are drinking buddies (EXTRA SHOT IF THEY MOAN ABOUT ‘BEING IN LOVE WITH A HOLMES’ TOGETHER)
HARD MODE
- Mycroft calls Greg ‘Gregory’
- Every time Anthea appears
- Greg gets a call from work
- Mycroft uses a word you had to Google
- CCTV
GOOD LUCK
READ RESPONSIBLY
Johncroft or jimcroft? Mystrade or mollcroft?
See, the thing is is that they’re both affairs. And I mean, Jim’s always going to be more fun in an affair. It’s like, “Gotta wear this sweater so Sherlock thinks I had sex with a woman,” vs “Is this week more of a kidnap week or a get-myself-arrested week?”
Does that make sense?
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And I mean THIS is not a challenge at all. No matter what other insane sex-anigans I image Mycroft getting in to, I’ve never completely dropped Mystrade from when I discovered it when I first watched Sherlock.
With Mollcroft it’s like every once in an age I’ll think, ‘Oh lord, that’s like the epitome of cuteness why don’t you ship that?!’ and then I do ship it, determinedly and obsessively. Always, though, within 48 hours I’m back to thinking, ‘No. They’d totally just be bffs,’ and that’s that for a while. (For some reason it works differently when Jim’s thrown in. They work from friends back to lovers.)
harry, out in the forbidden forest: if voldemort isn’t here in 15 minutes i’m legally allowed to leave










